please note before proceed: its just a scientific comedy track and purely a jest..!!!
synonym:
chronic obstructive study disease..
Etiology:
L O1 V4 E3, a virus from LOVIDAE family ..
Heart shaped virus..
Devastating the study Ribonucleic Acid type ..
Definition:
Acute or chronic prolonged, deep, intense pain involving purely the nerves of cardiac region and also involves the multi-phagic hyperthermia ..
Epidemiology;
cosmopolitan in distribution
Most common in 18-25 age group..
Males are more susceptible..
college students frequently effected due to the virus natural instinct of survival in the college compounds..
Reports also says female susceptibility ( but is not expressed, can be considered as asymptomatic phase of disease )
( Mahesh, A.V.S & Reddy, A.V.S.M[2011] Love, Rec., 135, 581 )
Clinical Symptoms:
కవితలు రాయటం, కథలు & Exaggerations..
కుళ్ళు జోకులు ,
చేతిలో ఫోను , దానిని మాటి మాటికీ .. unlock చేయటం ( అవసరం లేక పోయినా , మెసేజ్ వచిందేమోనని, అనేది confirmatory diagnostic clinical symptom of this fever )
Other Signs includes:
1 or 2 AM వరకు ఫోన్ లో కబుర్లు ..
Pathogenesis:
1st look / frequent exposure to virus ( some times spreads from a girl ) ---> Adrenaline release ---> Euphoria ----> Addiction ----> Friends comments ----> Exacerbation of Euphoria ----> Virus replication in chambers of heart ----> HEAMOLOVEMIA
Diagnostic Confirmation :
Checking in-box once in 5 seconds
మెసేజ్ చూసి నవ్వుకోవడం etc., etc
Treatment :
Temporary relief by LOVEACETAMOL ..
Marriage is the only Treatment ..
Sometimes Break - up ..
Control:
Post bite vaccination of love free Virus ..
Making the way..away from the beautiful girls ..
See and enjoy policy ..
Distancing the love bitten fellows ..
